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I thought i might contribute something that has helped me sell 7 figure portfolio's for myself and others.
however this page won't be up for long as it's time sensitive in order to get the Free one thousand tokens.
Dear Savvy Investor:
See that bird on the right?
On May 18th, 2021 at the peak of the last bull run (KSM) reached a staggering $623.00 per token with a market cap of $5.3 Billion in record time.
Crazy part... the tokens were FREE. - and my guess is you've probably never even heard of it.
As a result?
Smart Investors Who Got Access Made a Small Fortune.
Why?
Because they understood what most blockchain investors don't:
And if you temporarily suspend your disbelief, I'll share with you the #1 secret that saved me 9 years.
Nine years waking up at the crack of dawn.
eating like crap, staring at charts, working day and night, eyes bloodshot from portfolio fatigue...
dreaming about finally getting rich and helping my family, only to end up deeper in the red.
Here is the naked truth. If you bought on an exchange... ("The ship has already sailed.")
After 9 Years Of Trading I Missed The One Thing
That Changed My Crypto Journey - Forever
Getting "In" when it absolutely counts the most - Or What I Now Describe As "The Perfect Trade".
Trust me... You've got to be really good at trading to land a 7 figure portfolio..
especially if you don't understand charts or know to execute a proper trade.
I guarantee you, that after reading the rest of this all the way through, your view on what makes a perfect trade
will change completely.
I'm going to show you how to make a completely sound, focused financial decision with a challenge
like you've never seen before.
First, lets look at the proof.
QNT - Launch price .. $1.10 - all time high was over $400 - A 28,300% return on investment
FTM - Launch price .. $0.043 - All time high was $3.46 - A 8,000% return on investment
DOT - Launch price .. $0.30 - All time high was $55.00 - A 18,360% return on investment
XRP - Launch price .. $0.005 - All time high was $3.84 - A 76,000% return on investment
ETH - Launch price .. $0.35 - All time high was $4,878 - A 1,573,700% return on investment
BNB - Launch price .. $0.10 - All time high was over $800 - A staggering 500,000% return on investment
I could name over a hundred more.... and guess what (ever single one of those investments are still trading 20-100x
higher in one of the worst bear markets ever recorded in crypto.
Did you catch that? 20-100x - That's more than stocks, gold, real estate or anything close.
Most investors have never even heard of these projects.
What's worse is they get their financial advice from the worst possible sources.
So called financial advisors, social media, or their frightened spouse.
Most Investors:
> Treat blockchain like gambling
> Buy at the worst possible time (buy the top, sell the bottom)
> Blame the project instead of looking at the math
But the ones who sell into massive profits?
They Get Access When It Counts Most
> They know where to get access with no gate keeping
> They don't guess
> They don't buy and pray... they engineer results
So, how do you invest into projects like KSM that have actual utility?
Here's the step by step formula:
Step 1:
Pick A Project With Very Little Supply.
There is a big difference between 50 billion tokens vs 10 Million.
If you don't understand why a token can't get over 100K per coin like Bitcoin... stop and circle back to the above statement.
Not understanding supply and market cap = No ROI. Simple as that.
Step 2:
Be One Of The Founders
You can't get a token cheap if you aren't at its birth. You have to be at the delivery.
Buying on exchange = burning money
Step 3:
Join A Project Where The Utility
Actually Helps People In Real Life.
The money isn't in the buy and sell button on exchange.
The net result of selling for profit is because the project helped you before investing.
The token should do all the heavy lifting.
Don't just ask: "When do I sell?"
Ask:
> Does this project help me before I invest
> Can this project reach millions of potential investors even after launch
You're not buying crypto at this point. You are buying results in advance
You can buy late if you want
But If You Want Consistent, Predictable and Profitable Trades...
You need a machine that runs without you.
KSM holders figured it out. They got access for next to nothing.
Most founders got in less than $3. The exit strategy was pure gains.
What other asset class can do that?
I'll wait!
Still relying on your sh*t coin alone?
Cool.
But just know this:
The Profitable Investors You See With "Bragging Rights" Aren't Lucky... They're Strategic.
They are swooping up market share daily.
And while others buy liability and green candles... They sell smarter.
While others try to keep up with Tiktok or Youtube wannabe influencers... They build projects.
If You Want To Join Billion Dollar Trades Who:
>Are in early
>Hold longer
>Market cap explodes with ongoing utility
You don't need more research than this.
You need a predictable project investment blueprint.
To prove it.
I'm challenging 3000 smart and savvy people to join my VIP and hire me as your mentor.
I'll be giving away 1000 tokens for Just like (KSM) - with the same exact formula mentioned above... Risk Free
I Know, You Need Proof
For those who don't know me I'm going to make a bold claim along with my burden of proof
My name is Chris aka (Mr. Parabolic) - some of my VIP members thought it fit after
some of my life changing market calls.
Here are my two sons Lucas and Marcus showing off whose diamond cut looks best
Here is my bold claim.
You are literally one step away from joining the greatest shot caller on earth! I know,
pretty ballsy right? I don't like to make claims in fact i hate it... so i put together a small
sampling of what my VIP gets along with the proof to follow. All verified below.
Aug. 2025,
From the desk of,
Mr. Parabolic
XRP Predicted Before The Big Move UP
Fetch.AI Predicted Before The Big Move UP
Before
After
Injective Predicted Before The Big Move UP
Every Single One Of those Green Arrows Represents A Forecast I Made Weeks, Sometimes Months In Advance All Recorded, Time Stamped & Recorded On Youtube
Below Is A Chart Of Bitcoin
The Reason I'm Showing You This Specifically
Is Because I Think You Want
1. Direct Access to Launch prices instead of years of guessing when or how to sell into profit
2. To Keep up with inflation - and actually produce generational wealth.
3. Finally experience a life changing win instead of trading time for money
4. Join a group with time stamped, documented gains that has been around for over 4 years
5. How to "Profit without Panic" fear of scams, volatility, or the typical bad juju around blockchain investing
One Profitable Trade Will Easily Cover a Lifetime Of
Free Access - Here Is What You Get
1. A mentor with 9 years experience of time tested, documented parabolic calls (before they happen)
I'll walk you through "Step by Step" How to buy and sell with confidence.
2. How I forecast days and even months in advance - Just this training alone is worth the free tokens.
3. The secrets to buying the absolute bottom of the markets forever changing how you invest for profit.
If I were trying to guess the top 10 questions or objections you have
about hiring me today… they would be:
1. $3000 is a lot of money.
2. What if it doesn’t work or I don’t like it?
3. Can’t I just learn this from YouTube?
4. How are you any different than the rest of the mentors out there?
5. I’ve already invested in a bunch of other crypto projects.
6. I don’t have enough time to understand blockchain.
7. I'm afraid this is just another scam?
8. What kind of risk do I have to take?
9. I’m brand new and don’t know anything about crypto investing.
10. Can I watch this on my iPad or my phone?
1. I agree $3000 is a lot of money… However so is the cost of not taking action. Trading hours for dollars, Inflation, upgrading your skills is a dead model along with the dollar that follows. I've invested tens of thousands dollars perfecting my analysis and want to make it a no-brainer for you.
2. That's why if what I show you doesn't work or you don't like it simply take me up on my no questions asked money back guarantee in the first 30 days. I’m taking all the risk for you.
3. No. you can't. You'll need and expert if you want an exit strategy for profit on those 1 thousand tokens...
the fee is also hazard pay to keep the time-vampires away. If you can find an analyst that has called the last 2 bull and bear markets with accuracy... I will happily wave the fee.
4. If you have a financial advisor or partner in life telling you to invest into stocks, gold or real estate... this won't help. This is time sensitive and requires speed to market. There is a bull market forming and no time to watch
paint dry.
5. Perfect. If you follow my next set of life changing calls, you'll have an explosive opportunity to sell off in profit from your existing holdings. A win-win to bolt onto your current portfolio. Again If this makes sense - I'll hand you the one thousand tokens personally with an iron clad guarantee that if you don't like what you hired me for I will happily refund you no questions asked.
6. No problem, me and my team will personally walk you through a step by step process in order to get you up and running fast. Simple, easy steps with no complicated over load.
7. I get it, which is why i want you to view the testimonials below. Judge for yourself. The free tokens are just
reward for taking massive action. I want to save you the hassle by being risk adverse. My company
Parabolic Signals Ltd. has been accurately forecasting crypto for 4 years now with great success.
8. There will be absolutely no risk as I am doing all the heavy lifting. The forecasts in itself is worth more than the 3k or the free tokens. If you don't like it simply return the tokens you'll get a full refund.
9. I have taken crypto newcomers from all over the world. Each now have perfect insight into how money flows in and out of tokens with verified time-stamped proof. Learning becomes a breeze when its easy and fun along with profit.
10. Watch from any device. If you need more verified proof by all means ask me about your current holdings and we can jump on a call wherever you are from.
Try It Risk FREE
I stand behind my Iron Clad Money Back Guarantee and if you don’t think Hiring Me is everything I claimed, I simply don’t want your money. However, I’m absolutely confident you’ll be thrilled with your purchase. It’s really easy to get started, you just click the blue “BUY Button” Wherever You See It On this Page and then enter your credit card details on the shopping cart. If you don’t have a credit card, you can also use Paypal. Once you decide to get started, you’ll be redirected to the members area in less than 5 seconds after purchase. You’re literally just minutes away from beginning Your Parabolic Journey. You need to do this right NOW because every day you let slip away is another day our minds grow more tired and less likely to retain this kind of information. Also, I can’t promise that we’ll keep this ridiculously generous offer beyond today as token offerings fill up extremely fast. My calls has worked for myself and hundreds of others in various businesses I’m involved with. It’s also worked all around the world for thousands of people as well. I’d love for you to be the next success story.
One Trade.. One Outcome..
A Lifetime of Parabolic Calls
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